Okay Cohen is killin it tonight.

Setting:

The Dinner Table

(side note) Cohen will do whatever it takes to get to desert including hiding food, claiming the dog ate it (by the way we have no dog) and procrastination, my personal favorite.

Tonights method PROCRASTINATION.

He is always last to finish and I believe his thought process is something like. If I wait long enough it will seem like I ate it and if I keep asking for treats they will finally get fed up and give it to me. Nice try Cohen.

Tonight it was: "Mommy?" I gave him a sideways look as if to say don't even try it kid and his reply was.

"I'm not gonna ask you for desert because ... (LONG pause) Mom? I love you"

So sneaky

Needless to say Taco was finished and his powers were no good on me. I am the ultimate cute defender. We will see if my powers are strong enough for tomorrows adorable behavior.